Lyrics
Dave Cannon

Guitar Solo
Virat Shukla

Triangle
Kurt Seidle

Bouncing Balls
Jim Hagen

Tremolo
Gregory Gannon

Psychedelic Freak-out
Cthuga

Curtain
Jim Hagen

Consultants
Elizabeth Peterson
Kurt Seidle

Vocals
SimpleText "Good News" Voice

The Penis Man
"Business Man" by MetaCreation's Poser

DV Camera provided by
Jon Kinneman

Special Thanks
Jesse Emge

The Penis Graduation Song
©2001 Alex Roper